You've Blinded Me With Science!

So, to continue with my introductory:
Jay.

Jay is majoring in Physics. She's really ridiculously intelligent, and she's gorgeous to boot, so to be a bit intimidated by her is an understatement.

She is also a huge Detroit Red Wings fan. Her and TW, but more Jay. She even has an app on her phone whenever there is a game going on, just to know the scores.

The greatest thing about her, however, (other than finally convincing her that pizza is not evil) is her love of really horrible 90s TV shows.
No offense to anyone who was obsessed with these shows, but I was never really into teen dramas when I was a kid.
I liked, you know, Rocko, Kablam!, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Beverly Hills 90210 was never on when I was growing up. No one in my family watched it.

But when Jay drinks enough, it's most likely you'll hear a thing or two about how wonderful Brandon Walsh is.
For those of you who do not know, Brandon Walsh is a fictional character on Beverly Hills 90210. He's played by the actor Jason Priestley.
He's one of the two "heartthrobs" that makes out with someone new, I swear, almost every episode. He's also the supposed "twin brother" to Brenda Walsh, played by Shannon Daughtery, who is dating the other "heartthrob", Dylan, until they break up in the 2nd season so he could be with Kelly! Oh god!

Yeah.

TW and Jay are subjecting me to 90210.
And I've come to the conclusion, the only amazing thing in the entire show is The Peach Pit.
Why doesn't this wonderful establishment exist? I want a Nat that I can talk to when I eat my fries at the local diner.
What the fuck, LA. You're supposed to be like the TV.